Post by WV6Z on Dec 11, 2006 3:28:17 GMT
An 80-year old Welshman man goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
"I'm Welsh and I am a golfer," says the old guy,"and that's why I'm in such good shape."
"I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a pint or two, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"
"Who said me Dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old Welsh golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive, he's Welsh and he's a golfer too."
"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"
Who said me granddad's dead? He's still akick'n."
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"
"He's 121 years old," says the old Welsh golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
"No, bless 'im, Granddad couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why would a 121 year-old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
"I'm Welsh and I am a golfer," says the old guy,"and that's why I'm in such good shape."
"I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a pint or two, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"
"Who said me Dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old Welsh golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive, he's Welsh and he's a golfer too."
"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"
Who said me granddad's dead? He's still akick'n."
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"
"He's 121 years old," says the old Welsh golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
"No, bless 'im, Granddad couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why would a 121 year-old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"
. 2E0ZLD + M3LHI, Zo.
