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Post by Renae/k9do on Feb 27, 2007 12:31:30 GMT
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." Poof! He was turned into a woman.
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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Post by Maureen on Feb 27, 2007 15:36:24 GMT
Good 'un, Rennae!!
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Post by WV6Z on Feb 27, 2007 16:18:34 GMT
CHEEKY! Now where did I put those car keys?!?!
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Post by kc9gld on Feb 28, 2007 1:16:10 GMT
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