Post by Renae/k9do on Mar 10, 2007 12:56:03 GMT
>You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually
>either male or female.
>Here are some examples:
>FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can
>see right through them.
>PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while
>to
>warm them up again.
>They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
>but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
>TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
>inflated.
>HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
>anywhere, you have to light a fire under their putie.
>SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
>water.
>WEB PAGES:
>Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting
>hit on.
>TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
>picking up people.
>EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts
>to the bottom.
>HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at
>all
> and are occasionally handy to have around.
>THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
>be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
>without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
>keeps trying!
>either male or female.
>Here are some examples:
>FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can
>see right through them.
>PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while
>to
>warm them up again.
>They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
>but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
>TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
>inflated.
>HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
>anywhere, you have to light a fire under their putie.
>SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
>water.
>WEB PAGES:
>Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting
>hit on.
>TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
>picking up people.
>EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts
>to the bottom.
>HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at
>all
> and are occasionally handy to have around.
>THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
>be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
>without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
>keeps trying!
